Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
