this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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