Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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