K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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