I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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