btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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