Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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