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(917): View more from New York City

I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike

(1-917): View more from New York City

this is mike. we're done.

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(917): I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike (1-917): this is mike. we're done. http://tfl.nu/abns

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(440): View more from Ohio

oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill? http://tfl.nu/149i

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(540): View more from Virginia

i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!

(804): View more from Virginia

a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.

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That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.

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(540): i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater! (804): a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf. (804): That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit. http://tfl.nu/wspf

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night

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(508): That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night http://tfl.nu/uf42

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(678): View more from Georgia

nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women

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(678): nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women http://tfl.nu/ny5s

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(207): View more from Maine

DRUNK CANOEING

(804): View more from Virginia

Please text me if you survive.

(207): View more from Maine

LAND HO BITCH

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(207): DRUNK CANOEING (804): Please text me if you survive. (207): LAND HO BITCH http://tfl.nu/6y3l

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(928): View more from Arizona

Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both

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(928): Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both http://tfl.nu/0ibg

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(917): View more from New York City

"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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(917): "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro http://tfl.nu/gyn9

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(206): View more from Washington

Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.

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Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.

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Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.

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(206): Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack. (1-206): Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on. (206): Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together. http://tfl.nu/xcw6

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.

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(+44): I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together. http://tfl.nu/fdbr

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(901): View more from Tennessee

No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.

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(901): No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state. http://tfl.nu/kqwr

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(512): View more from Texas

The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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(512): The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore http://tfl.nu/9q9y

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(716): View more from New York

BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.

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(716): BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet. http://tfl.nu/90zb

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(518): View more from New York

I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing

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(518): I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing http://tfl.nu/06p1

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(310): View more from California

I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.

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(310): I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest. http://tfl.nu/r5b0

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