Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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