Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
high people should be assigned attendants
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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