Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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