I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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