so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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