Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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