what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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