Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
birth control should be required to get into college
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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