I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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