need another drink. this is the easiest way
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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