He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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