Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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