Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
birth control should be required to get into college
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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