Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
operation harelip BJ is a go
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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