i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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