We're facebook friends in real life
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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