It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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