i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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