Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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