gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban