She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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