If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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