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(212): View more from New York

Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods

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(212): Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods http://tfl.nu/urut

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Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.

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(832): Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/kcg4

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(408): View more from California

just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious

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(408): just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious http://tfl.nu/av2y

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(260): View more from Indiana

dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?

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what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing

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(260): dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian? (1-260): what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing http://tfl.nu/axih

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(210): View more from Texas

Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick

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(210): Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick http://tfl.nu/y4fo

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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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(815): Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan http://tfl.nu/827h

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.

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(780): I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you. http://tfl.nu/nb18

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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.

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(352): Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person. http://tfl.nu/l0db

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(860): View more from Connecticut

ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie

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(860): ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie http://tfl.nu/a0bb

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(586): View more from Michigan

I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.

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(586): I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver. http://tfl.nu/zb2m

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(347): View more from New York

his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.

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(347): his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you. http://tfl.nu/crxb

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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.

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(828): I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know. http://tfl.nu/l3hv

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(303): View more from Colorado

so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???

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all of the above

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(303): so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after??? (1-303): all of the above http://tfl.nu/yvgg

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(818): View more from California

My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text

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(818): My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text http://tfl.nu/gbkg

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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?

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(913): She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car? http://tfl.nu/qi3u

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