If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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