..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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