So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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