Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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