So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
