I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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