I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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