I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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