I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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