i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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