this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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