hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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