All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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