she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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