Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
