the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
