You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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