Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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