You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Less talking, more tequila
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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