so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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