He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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