When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
if i died would you start the facebook group?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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