you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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