so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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