but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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