so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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